We Double-Dare You
You know this homeowner isn’t playing around when their threat actually involves picking up your dog’s crap with their bare hands. Only a man filled with hatred in his heart and has nothing to lose would consider risking jail time to get back at you. They say two wrongs don’t make a right, but this time, there might be an exception.
It’s pretty evident that far too many dog owners allow their four-legged friends to defecate wherever they please and not pick up after them. These are the same people who take their toddlers to the beach and bury their dirty diapers in the sand for someone to unknowingly step in.