In Summation, I Hate You
Do you know how you can tell whether your neighbors hate you? They’re dedicated enough to catalog everything you did that boils their blood. Oh, and they’ll also time-stamp them, too. They want to be thorough with their hatred, they don’t want to come off as someone who hates for no reason.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a perfect example of one neighbor who hates another with a vengeance. If we had a neighbor who sang off-key off their balcony, we’d be pretty angry, too. They’ve got a nice selection of songs, but their tone-deafness makes us want to rip our ears off.