Remember how we said what you do in the privacy of your bedroom is your business and your business alone? Well, let’s try and keep it that way, shall we? If we can hear you or your partner make weird noises, then your business becomes the entire building’s business.
We’re sure the person who wrote this letter was just as uncomfortable as the person who it was meant for. What’s particularly embarrassing is that they know how long it’s been since you’ve had a “friend” around. So… yeah. Have your fun, but let’s keep the noise levels within reason from now on, okay, buddy?