Your Feathers, They Not Acceptable
What in the world is going on here? What feathers are they talking about? Or is “feathers” a euphemism for something that we’d rather now know about? And what is it so important to clean them up? It must be a serious issue if this person felt the need to bring it up at the next HOA meeting.
And you know what HOA meetings are like. Any complaint you make will be handled with the utmost care, no matter how ridiculous it is. If you complain about feathers, the HOA committee will come over to your home with torches and pitchforks, ready to take you down.