Guys, having someone listening in on your bedtime activities can be embarrassing, but do you know what’s downright humiliating? If they know how long your fun lasts every time. This person was annoyed by the squeaks of the neighbor’s bedframe, and he counted how long the squeaking lasted.
He noticed that it lasted less than 60 seconds each “session,” which is super-duper quick by any standard. We’re sorry about your problem, but nobody had to know, if only you fixed your bedframe in the first place. There’s no recovering from that. It’s time to move out of the apartment building and find a new home somewhere in the mountains of Tibet.