Fake Ancestry
There goes the family pride! The truth isn’t always what we want it to be. It must be quite a shock to discover that your family’s ancestral roots aren’t quite what you thought they were. But hey, let’s look on the bright side; maybe it’s time for some new family traditions!
Instead of celebrating Dutch heritage, they can start celebrating their love of tea and whiskey – after all, that’s what the English and Irish are famous for, right? Plus, it’s always interesting to learn about different cultures and traditions, so who knows, they’ll discover something even better than a place like Dutch Holland!