Oh, Deer
It’s a fact of life that siblings like to play pranks on each other. Older siblings, in particular, like to play mean pranks on their younger siblings, and while we know they only tease them because they love them, some pranks still hurt. Just ask his person – who remembers this story from when he was five years old!
For some reason, his older brother told him that Santa fell off the back of a firefighters truck (what?) and died! That’s morbid. Why was Santa hitchhiking on the back of a fire truck in the first place? And why did he have to die? Obviously, his brother wanted to mess with him and hit him where it hurt. I guess he did a pretty good job.