Don’t Touch
…this Twitter user’s fries. It’s a dealbreaker for them. Sharing is not caring. This seems to be a recurring theme among single people. The fact that she is “extremely strict” about her no-sharing policy leads me to believe she is not afraid to slap a hand away from her plate unapologetically.
To be fair, we all know those people who say, “I’m not hungry”, only to reach for your fries 5 minutes later. In the effort to find love, though, maybe loosen that policy just a tiny bit. After all, dating operates under the assumption that you’re ready to share everything with your partner, right?