Mr. Potato Head
There is nothing quite as nervewracking as going on a first date with someone you don’t know. There are so many different possibilities of things going wrong that just the thought of leaving the house makes you want to puke.
Unfortunately for this guy, he experienced many, many bad things on his brunch date. What can I say? Some people just don’t have the gift of being smooth, but rather manage to make it a memorable date, in the most awkward way possible.