Her Majesty
Cat enthusiasts will love this Twitter user’s #WhyImSingle. I’ve heard plenty of funny pet names, but Erin’s takes the cake. She may want to consider giving her cat a nickname because by the time she gets to the end her date has already left the building.
I can’t help but picture Erin “psst, psst”-ing around the house calling her cat’s incredibly long, extravagant name. I think that’s the perfect first date ice-break, don’t you? We don’t see why this should be a deal-breaker for anyone, besides dog people maybe.