#8: Pleased to Meet You!
After all my travels, I can genuinely say that there are many countries where people don’t seem happy. I spent an afternoon sitting in a park overseas, and out of the 100 people I saw, only the young girl skipping rope had a smile on her face. Here, that’s not the case at all.
They’re right about the wankers, too. We call them something different, but we have plenty of them here. Thankfully, they’re still polite for the 2.5 seconds it takes to say hello. After that, it’s best to just walk on by so you don’t get yelled at. I guess there are some places around the world where that’s the norm.