#30: A Delivery Nightmare
This story is kind of incoherent, but it sounds like an unfortunate instance of miscommunication. This guy got banned from his favorite pizza place in college because he would drunkenly order delivery and pass out before the pizza arrived at his house. Therefore, the pizza was undeliverable a few times, which was most likely very frustrating for the restaurant.
Now, according to our storyteller, this HARDLY ever happened. Apparently, the delivery incident in question that caused him to get banned wasn’t even his fault! Supposedly, our storyteller was wide awake with his friend and never heard the delivery driver knock on the door. The delivery person said he called and asked the people in front of the house where the pizza should be delivered, but got no great response. The restaurant had had enough of this guy’s shenanigans and banned him from ever ordering delivery again. We’ll never know what truly happened.