#45: Mmm… Bacon
Who doesn’t love bacon? The answer is no one. But some people apparently love bacon so much it could get them banned from places. That’s what happened to this person back when he was a kid; he got banned from a local breakfast buffet for abusing the buffet and cleaning out their bacon – all before 9 am!
That’s a lot of bacon before 9 am. But hey, we’re not here to judge! We wonder how old he was when this happened. We also wonder why his parents didn’t say anything; didn’t they notice he was cleaning out the bacon? Leave some yummy bacon for other people – that’s basic manners in a buffet.