Cheeto Win
And the winner is … this lucky person! Apparently, Cheetos hosted a sweepstake wherein if you find a special-looking Cheeto, you’ll win a prize. Now, that prize remains to be seen. Regardless, the person in the photo below found the golden ticket. Or the golden Cheeto, as it were. Success is within reach!

Maybe they won an all-expense-paid trip to Cancun. Perhaps they won a shopping spree at The Gap or Baby Gap or its various affiliates. Maybe a coupon to Chuck E. Cheese! Who knows? All we can do is speculate. But it’s pretty sweet to find the winning Cheeto. We’d frame it for safekeeping. Oh screw it – we’d eat it.