Ignore Previous Cookie
“You will have bad luck for all eternity.” “Ignore previous cookie.” Talk about fortune cookie whiplash! This person received two separate fortunes in quick succession. The first proclaimed they would have bad luck forever. However, the second one urged them to “ignore” the previous fortune. We’re certain this person feels better about their situation.
Who wants to be told that they’ll have bad luck for the rest of their lives? Not us! Of course, you should always take these things with a grain of salt. Create your own luck! Live your life your way! Regardless, how fortuitous for this person. That bad luck was effectively canceled by the second fortune.