Dog Butt
Note to self: this goes in the dog’s behind, not my mouth. “Thank God I noticed this in time,” someone wrote as a photo caption. You can see them holding a thermometer that’s clearly labeled as the dog’s thermometer. We hope this person thoroughly washes said thermometer after every use, but who knows?
We’d say their luck kicked in just in time. You don’t want to share thermometers with your canine, no matter how much you love them. We love dogs, but not on that level. Perhaps it’s best to keep the thermometers separate from one another. That way you can avoid a potential mouth slip. No cross-contamination here!