“I wasn’t actually expecting this.” Perhaps we should expect heart-shaped potatoes at all times when we purchase them at the grocery store. This person bought a bag of potatoes that boasted a heart-shaped potato on the front of said bag. Naturally, most potatoes are, well, potato-shaped. But this person found one that stood out from the rest.
A heart-shaped potato! It’s like a heart-shaped box, but not. We’d most likely immortalize this moment with a photo and frame the photo for all eternity. Maybe even frame the potato. It deserves its own shrine. We’d be afraid to consume it perchance bad luck befalls us if we do. No bad luck here, only the good kind.