“I’m freaking lucky to get away with this after driving around town for 20 minutes.” Yes, you most certainly are! A swanky, undoubtedly expensive Nikon camera rode on the back of this person’s truck bumper for, well, 20 minutes without falling off. The photography gods blessed this person with unbelievable luck.
Perhaps that camera would have instantly taken to flight if it had been any other vehicle. We like to think that the decently-sized truck bumper helped anchor the expensive camera. Regardless, always keep a watchful eye over your belongings! Especially expensive ones. The last thing you want is for those belongings to get destroyed.