#3: Peak Dad Joke
Oh, the dad joke. I remember finding dad jokes rather irritating when I was a kid, because I thought my dad was being so unreasonable: I would say “I’m hungry,” and my dad would say, “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad,” and I would get so irritated because he knew perfectly well what I meant and he was deliberately misunderstanding me and standing in the way of me getting food.
As annoyed as I got, though, I’m pretty sure that, at the least, I always understood them, which this person did not. That seems like the best possible outcome of telling it dad joke, right? Someone being genuinely confused for 18 years? I bet her dad is very amused with himself.