I’m Firing Your Daddy!
If your office has take-your-child-to-work days, never take your children to the office. You shouldn’t expose your children to the dog-eat-dog world of business at such a young age, especially if you’re not one of the top dogs who are immune to getting fired.
This person’s father told them a story about how a co-worker took their daughter to work one day and was promptly fired. So, it turns out that the corporate world is just as heartless as we were raised to believe. It doesn’t matter that your child has to see you pack your things. You’re outta here, bub.