You’re Too Efficient
Workplace efficiency is supposed to be highly valued. If you can complete your job before your shift ends, doesn’t that mean you were productive? For some reason, bosses don’t like it when we finish our jobs too quickly since we look “lazy” during the rest of our shift.
Anyway, this kid was fired from their job because they were going through too many files too quickly. In fact, they and their friends actually turned finishing their jobs quicker into a competition! And for their incredible efficiency, they were all rewarded with unemployment. So, let this be a lesson to you about how not to reward your most valuable employees.