Cute Little Tyke
Being a professional contractor means having to deal with all sorts of clients, from the super-friendly to the super-crazy. Thankfully, the OP’s client wasn’t that bad, but the client’s child was like Dennis the Menace. While the OP was standing atop a ladder, the kid started throwing rocks in their direction.
After the OP had had enough, they warned the kid that they had better be able to outrun a flying hammer since one was going to head in their direction pretty soon. The mom came out to fire the OP for threatening her child, even though their child had almost knocked the OP off their ladder.