That Was Quick
We would like to say officially that we kick against the idea of breaking up via a text message. Show some respect to the person you went out with, no matter how long the relationship lasted! Good thing we had this hero sarcastically point out that it was rude to break up over a text message. Not all heroes wear capes.
Also, to our dear texter; no need to give up so early. You are still in the early stages of the relationship, and there is a lot that you can learn about each other; why don’t you give love a try? If we weren’t already into keeping you entertained, we would be into matchmaking; we do love a good love story.