No, This Is Patrick
One thing we know for sure is that our friend here, Patrick, understood the assignment. He can tick “making someone smile” off of his “things to do today” list, and that should count for a lot. Here, we have another king that went out of his way to make a good joke; those really are the best ones.
People who go out of their way to make good memes are the true heroes. Also, it is evident that the texter has a good sense of humor as well; he understood the SpongeBob reference, so he must be a standup guy. This was definitely a good conversation to read. Side note, it sure seems like Grant may not have as good a sense of humor as Patrick does.