You Had One Job
This is a classic “you had one job!” moment. The instructions in the text clearly said, “do not ask”. Although, in the person’s defense, we probably would have asked as well; it seemed like the right and only thing to do after receiving such a confusing text. I mean, how could we not want to get to the bottom of this?
We don’t even know what the context is here, but we’re going to take a wild guess and say it has something to do with the quantity of the provisions in the pantry. Someone is probably stocking up for the apocalypse; you can never be sure when that’s going to hit. Always be prepared, right?