Nope, Not Jessica
Seeing this kind of reply gives us a lot of joy; this is the type of content that we’re here for. The reply could have been “you have the wrong number, pal” but it wouldn’t have been neaely as funny. Some people see an opportunity and grab it by the horns. We absolutely love it. Keep it up, folks; you have a friend in us.
What does this person need Jessica for so bad, anyway? It is twelve-thirty in the morning; this is not the right attitude to have, people. This poor man was probably sleeping and having a nice dream before being interrupted by these messages. We must say, that that reply was well deserved; we probably would have done the same.