Tree legs
We would like to apologize in advance if any of these images offend you, we did not know that there was a human being out there with trees for legs. This man has proved us wrong and shown us that he really has lived his entire life with this rare deformity.
Okay, so those are not actually his legs, it’s just two tree trunks put together with a third one in the middle that looks like the lower half of an adult male. The dog doesn’t seem impressed by this joke at all, it chooses to look away from the photo when it was taken.