Terms and Conditions Apply
When reading this, the first thing that comes to mind is the “terms and conditions apply” that ends almost every promo offer. That moment when you’re excited that you get a freebie, and it turns out that the TnCs are just as good as paying for the freebie.
This freebie is just like every other one with the T&C, except that this isn’t even a freebie at all. Snow is free everywhere, and no one ever pays to make a snowman. You can’t sell a pile of snow in a random lot. This is just a hilarious way to say “Terms and Conditions apply.”