Thoroughly not amoosed
Did you know that there are more people that are killed by cows than by sharks every year? That has nothing to do with this person’s story. It’s just a bit of info we thought you might like to know. Anyway, cows can also condition their owners to behave in ways that are favorable to no one but themselves.
This story begins with the OP and his SO’s habit of whistling This Is the Song That Never Ends while tending to their cows. Whenever they hear the catchy tune, it means it’s chow time for the gentle cattle. Whenever there’s no grain in sight, they moo and moo until the farmer or his partner gets them what they want.