Getting The Local Government Involved
This story involves the birds and the bees, but not in the way you’re used to hearing about. If you have a lawn like u/Stormaen’s that attracts a wide variety of precious wildlife, you might not be keen on mowing it down no matter how much your neighbors complain about how unkempt they think it looks. So how do you get them off your back about it?
u/Stormaen didn’t destroy their neighbor’s property, cause a ruckus, or otherwise become the annoying neighbor themselves. Instead, they went all the way to the government and proposed an ordinance that passed, protecting the pollinators and resulting in the most passive-aggressive, lawful, and environmentally-friendly revenge we’ve ever seen. It’s too bad the noise ordinances don’t work as well.