Barnyard Bullies
Living next to a cop can be good or bad. On the bright side, you might feel protected knowing the law is literally on your side in case of an emergency, but things can go south if the cop next door decides they and their family are exempt from being mindful neighbors, knowing you likely won’t confront them in fear of retaliation.
We’re okay with the kids who want to sit and chat on the publicly-owned curb in front of our house, but we draw the line at chicken harassment, relentless trespassing, and vandalism. We give the deleted Redditor kudos for figuring out how to deter the naughty neighbor kids without breaking the law, while most of our other Redditors nearly earned a free ride in a cop car.