But Did it Fire-Work?
When college kids move into a quiet, family-oriented community full of kids and old people who like their sleep, everyone crosses their fingers that the new arrivals are introverted students more focused on their grades than throwing an all-night rager. Unfortunately, you can’t cross them hard enough to transform them into silent introverts if you wind up party people next door.
After keeping the rest of the block awake all night, these noisy neighbors probably expected to sleep in rather than being jolted out of Slumberland by an explosion of fireworks. u/Licialuv didn’t divulge whether they set off eardrum-shattering M-80s or something lighter, but even the light snap of a box of pop-its would drive most people nuts before they’re out of bed.