Only Losers Litter
Apartment life comes with all kinds of extras nobody asked for, like the ability to hear your neighbors sneeze and know why they aren’t sleeping in the same bed anymore after they’ve had the same argument every week for the past three years. And God help you if you don’t have the same taste in music at 3 AM.
We might all be guilty of noise pollution every now and then, but the worst offenders are those who literally pollute your porch with their garbage.u/Jaake_W’s response is the tamest on this list, but he wasn’t going to let the litterers get away with using his porch as their personal landfill.