Quit Blinding Yourself
Remember when you were a kid, and your big brother was in bully mode, holding you hostage to your own fist as he forced you to punch yourself repeatedly? “Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself!” u/hippybiker’s friend remembers and used the same concept to get back at their glaringly rude neighbor.
People might have teased the theater geeks in school, but look who is having the last laugh now. This revenge plot was the perfect blend of art and science that offered no other choice but to surrender. We sincerely hope she took advantage of the opportunity to tell him to stop blinding himself.