The Perfect Garden Disguise
We’ve all had that one bad date we wish we had the courage to get up and walk away from. Sure, you could have excused yourself to the bathroom and slipped out the door, but that’s the old way. This guy has found a new way to disappear when his date is going downhill.
Step one is to take her to a park or a garden filled with lush flowers. She’ll think you’re a sensitive guy who appreciates the beauty of nature, which will net you cool guy points, but it’s the setup for step two. For that, you’ll need a shirt that blends in with the flowerbed. If you’re not digging it, just jump into the flowers for a blend-in bye-bye.