Too Bootyful To Resist
We all know that one person who can’t go anywhere without an outstretched arm, making it their goal to touch everything their fingers can reach. They have to pet all the stuffed animals as they pass through the toy aisle and slap the fertilizer bags in the home improvement store exactly two times before giving them a quick rub and going on their way. It’s a compulsion.
It looks like all of those handsy people have paid a visit to this statue, and they might have been confused. You’re supposed to rub a laughing buddha’s belly for good luck, not the unnamed Madrid man’s bootylicious caboose. What kind of wishes do you make while rubbing an old metal butt, anyways?