Super-sized Spaghetti
You come home from work one night with a rumbly tummy begging for dinner. That protein bar you had for an afternoon snack never tides you over as well as the advertisements on the packaging promise, so you’ve been looking forward to dinner all day. Your spouse welcomes you home with a hug and takes you by the hand into the kitchen, where they show you this.
Do you grab a fork and spoon and get to twirling that barrel pasta, or do you fake a tummy ache and run for your bed, hiding under the covers? We can’t decide what the most perplexing part of this photo is: the sheer amount of spaghetti, the fact that it’s in an industrial-sized barrel, or that it looks like it’s hanging out in a bathroom.