#31: You Took the Essence of the Pizza
There’s nothing wrong with a plain pizza with no toppings. Some people prefer to have their pizza this way, so you can really enjoy the taste of the sauce and cheese. But for other people, the toppings are the best part. The toppings are the essence of this pizza.
And this person’s wife has a nasty habit of eating the toppings off the pizza. She’s basically stealing the essence of the pizza. We have to say this pizza still looks pretty good, but we like our pizza plain. But it looks like this person’s wife might like the toppings a little too much…