No selfies
Simon was in for an embarrassing time upon landing. His girlfriend, Britney, had found his selfie stick under a heaping pile of clothes. Despite his best efforts to conceal his humiliating selfie habit, Britney always had her suspicions. She made sure to tell Simon that their relationship was over the moment he stepped off the plane.
Thankfully, this was all a joke. The breaking-up part, maybe not the finding-Simon’s-selfie-stick part. Even if it isn’t a cause for breaking up, finding your SO’s selfie stick can be pretty awkward. We get it, you like looking at yourself. No need to force selfie after selfie down your followers’ throats on social media!