You just played yourself
“Smile if you touch yourself.” Well, lady, why are you smiling? Are you implying that you, like the person you’re trying to bamboozle, touch yourself? This, folks, is what you call collateral damage. It’s worth burning yourself if you can burn the other person. Let this be a lesson to all of you guys out there who are afraid of playing themselves.
Then again, it would be pretty hard not to smile while reading this sign, even if your hands have never been anywhere near your own body. Let’s just hope that the person this woman was picking up still had enough energy in her cheeks to smile after their long flight.