#34: The Fake Friend
Working at a theme park has a lot of perks, including free tickets. There is a downside to this perk, though. People always come out of the woodwork asking for free admission. This annoying habit isn’t reserved for your ex-acquaintance from high school. Fellow coworkers pull this annoying behavior, too! This person’s former coworker sent them a request for tickets thinly veiled as a friendly birthday message.
How annoying. This former coworker knows how annoying their request is because they included a ton of smiley faces to soften the blow. To add insult to injury, it looks like they barely added the OP as a friend and then immediately messaged them. We really hope the OP left this person on read because no one needs fake friends like this in their life.