#36: The Jokester
The thing about working with other people is that everyone has a different sense of humor. What one person thinks to be a good joke, another might find offensive. This OP got a pretty hilarious Secret Santa gift from a coworker. Or, at least, the coworker thought it was funny. The OP was not amused. He had asked for “sports equipment” but got a kitschy high-heeled wine holder and cork instead.
The OP’s masculinity was insulted by this gift, but we think it’s pretty funny. A stiletto wine holder and cork is super tacky. Most people wouldn’t actually want this gift, which is the point. Besides, this gift can technically be interpreted as “sports equipment.” Some people take drinking wine as seriously as any other professional sport, after all.