#37: The Thief of Happiness
Everyone knows the center of the cinnamon roll is the best part. That’s why this coworker’s offense is so shocking and upsetting. The OP’s boss brought in cinnamon rolls for the office, and one of their coworkers had the audacity to pry out the center of the last cinnamon roll. The thing is, they left the remnants behind for someone else to pick through. Gross!
The least they could have done was take the whole cinnamon roll, eat the center, and then throw out the rest. Then the whole office wouldn’t know they were a monster and a happiness thief. Instead, they left behind the outer crust as a final insult to anyone hoping for an afternoon snack.