Airplanes Need Microwaves
Sometimes, you need to pack your own lunch when boarding a plane. The peanuts and stale crackers that the flight crew provides you aren’t going to fill your tummy in the slightest. Thankfully, this guy had a pizza with him, but unfortunately, it was a little cold.
So, he did what anyone in his situation would do and stuck the pizza up to the overhead light. That way, the 2-watt bulb would heat his pizza up by half a degree after five hours of holding his hand up to the light. Good thinking, sir. You win the award for committing the worst pizza crime of all time.