Oops-a-Daisy
Let’s start with the fact that pregnancy announcements that are written from the point of view of the fetus, are tacky beyond repair. Mom and dad, YOU are the ones who are supposed to announce that you’re expecting a baby – the baby isn’t supposed to announce itself. Now let’s check out this specific announcement.
“Daddy planted the seed, now mommy is growing me,” really is quite cringeworthy. The gardener-style denim overalls with flower motifs, the watering can, and the general gardening esthetic, prove they didn’t mean it in a nasty way. We know they meant well, but we fear this is a wholesome nature metaphor gone horribly wrong.