Expect the Unexpected
This couple is expecting a little pumpkin? What does that even mean? Aren’t they expecting a human being? As far as I know, most babies born to human beings tend to be human too. And the weird thing is that this pumpkin-baby was due in April, which isn’t even Halloween. I did the math trying to figure out if maybe it was conceived on Halloween, but that also isn’t the case.
I know that pumpkin is used as a term of endearment for something small and cute (the French have “mon petit chou”, which literally means “my little cabbage”). But still, this whole elaborate pumpkin setup is a bit much. Maybe these two just really really like pumpkins. Anyway, it seems this pumpkin was due a few years ago, I wonder if it really turned out to be a pumpkin and what it looks like now.