Too Weenie or Not to Weenie
This is really as cringe-worthy as they get. Future-mommy (sporting a Mama T-shirt, so you don’t get confused) and future-daddy decided that the perfect way to reveal that they’re expecting a girl would be by taking a photo with an exaggerated fake-laugh while holding up a lunch box with an empty hot-dog bun. They’re also holding up a letter board that announces: no weenie.
Apparently, girls are hot dog buns and then they get weenies to be complete. This one didn’t get a weenie so she’s doomed to be a girl. Mommy and daddy are happy anyway – can’t you tell by their fake smiles? Yes, mommy is the one on the left. I told you a million times. Can’t you read? It says so on the friggin’ t-shirt!