A Watched Pot Never Boils
You’ve presumably heard the saying, “a watched pot never boils.” Well, you can chuck that out the window, because you can literally watch asparagus grow! Apparently, they grow so quickly during the spring – approximately 10 inches in a 24-hour period – that you can sit and detect said growth. Food is cool!
If you feel like it, you can sit solitary for 24 hours and witness the asparaguses grow with your very eyes. But you’d have to be pretty bored for that. And have a lot of free time on your hands. And nothing better to do. And be an avid asparagus eater. Wouldn’t it be neat if hair grew that quickly, but only when you needed it to?