It’s All About Timing
Social etiquette is intuitive for most folks. However, for those of us who are socially inept and just plain awkward, finding oneself neck-deep in an uncomfortable situation can be downright torturous. What if they … cry? Then, you’re stuck with a hot, juicy, and currently untouched corndog. You may ask yourself, “When can I take a bite out of my glorious corndog?”
The above Tweeter released this very question into the Twitter-verse. Firstly, how could someone be so inconsiderate as to burden you with a tale of tragedy mere moments after you purchase a corndog? This clearly isn’t a good time. Secondly, they have the audacity to shed tears while in the presence of your corndog. Of course, societal niceties dictate that you wait a beat prior to taking a bite out of precious corndog.