Introverted folks don’t usually fare well in social settings. Conversation starters are scant. There’s lots of radio silence. Cue the crickets. After several attempts to join a party goer’s conversation, the introvert might find that the household animal makes for better company. Here, Spot! Well, according to this Twitter user, this particular topic will ignite conversation in an instant.
Always carry a hot potato wrapped in foil. Why? So you can show party attendants your newly removed cyst. That’s an awfully dense and heavy cyst that, if left to fester, would probably kill you. What we’re confused about is the second part: “Excuse me! Hot hot hot!” Are you supposedly removing the cyst yourself at the party? Why is it scalding hot? Ah, the questions of the universe.